It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“
At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.
This man is a legend.
warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind
Thought I’d misread it but no, that’s correct actually
Back in 1066 if you were out of cash you could just go to a castle by the sea and pretend to have washed up and say to the lady when she finds you in the morning “verily was my vessel thrashed uponne y rockes, and was I threwn theroute, and nighly drownèd, but spied I a maiden seated on a cresting waive, and she spoke unto me thus, Thou shalt upon a new land happen, and the Ladie who ruleth there will do good unto thee, and robeth thou in the coloures of her house, and take thy hand in marriage upon y dethe of her Lord, and then that sea-maid sung an a daulphin issued me from y tempest to this gentle cove” and she would just believe you. And then when her husband died the next day of “stomach upset” she would marry you and you’d be fine. It happened so often
shout out to people with bladder and bowel issues this disability pride month.
its so hard to talk about our symptoms without being seen as gross or unsanitary.
you arent gross. you arent dirty. you arent unsanitary. i love you all <3
reblogging this again with an addition actually
my bladder control isn’t the best, i pee myself every now and then, usually when laughing. i have on multiple occasions shit myself because i either can’t tell i need to shit (the good ol unreliable fart) or literally just waking up to see i shit myself in my sleep.
these things shouldn’t be embarrassing to talk about, incontinence can be a sign of something more serious and telling people to not talk about it can lead to serious issues being ignored.
need the studios to cave to the guilds demands very immediately or tom cruise is going to have Free Time on his hands for the first time in 42 years we as a species cannot allow that to happen like this is what he’s like when he’s busy working every single day of his life can you imagine what would happen if he got BORED
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oh so we’re just stealing amanda marisatomay bits now
imma be real with you chief i am not buying crabs to help a company be profitable. i dont care that this website is losing money. remember when we all celebrated at how we tanked its value so bad when verizon sold it. corporate tumblr are not your friends you do not need to give them money.
donate to mutual aid groups or individual fundraisers for medical bills or something instead
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